Shitdicks

What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".

Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.

Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks

by JPhilleh July 5, 2010

Shitstick

An idiot. e.g. Cory and Trevor from Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

Why settle for a couple of shitsticks when you can have the whole shit trawler.

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012

Shitstick

A tall or thin person that is devoid of any personality.

John: "Jimmy is such a shitstick!"
Frank: "I know, why would he shove a stick up his ass?"

by Pixelasia December 11, 2018

shitsickle

1. Frozen shit on a pop sickle stick.

2. A dick with shit covered in shit.

1. May I have a bite of your shitsickle?

2. After they had anal sex, he got a shitsickle

by funnydefinition March 30, 2011

shitstick

A long stick usually used to pick up pieces of faecal matter by jabbing and lifting, then usually thrown or dropped somewhere. Is very disgusting and smelly. Can also be used as part of an insult about someones breath.

"Fuck sake Joe, did you brush your teeth with a shitstick?"

by Digney July 5, 2006

Shitstick

Another name for a Fishstick

"I'm not eating those damn shitsticks tonight!"
or
"John nicknamed his cat Shitstick because he was making fishsticks one day and the cat was begging for one, so he said "here you go Shitstick, enjoy!"
or
"Dammit, there's nothing to eat, what are we eating tonight? - Shitsticks !" *finger points to cat litter box*

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by JPelton September 27, 2010