Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

ed shithead

a disgusting person who shouldnt have ever existed. his music sucks so bad and hes so ugly. if you hate ed sheeran i love you🤨🆙

person: hey do you like ed shithead
me: no wtf thats the worst person ever

by ashwoo January 18, 2021

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

shitpagne supernova

Verb- taking a leaky dump on a person who is on fire in an attempt to put them out...

uhm, like, spencer was wasted and fell pon the campfire but, luckily eric had spent the day at taco bell, thus, he was able to shitpagne supernova him and saved his LIFE,...LIFE...LIFE

by Shmanye west October 16, 2011

Shithead

(Sha-theed)

A perpetually drunk, never-nude, terminally ill woman who is allergic to her tongue and has many abilities and unique attributes. Among her skills are:

-Counting to six
-Seeing God
-Never being hungry
-Doing a Black Flip
-Providing abortions
-Burning down a hospital
-Guaranteeing protection
-Jumping across the street
-Sleeping in a chair
-Singing in the choir
-Immunity to AIDS
-Peeing with the lights off
-Finding you

She always comes first, and she is definitely not Asian. Also, Bono is her brother.

I'm Shithead and my body's a magnet.

by greatjeeeorb November 7, 2011

Shiteall

An Irish jig, syrup, rug. A wig, so called because there is shite all underneath it.

Look at that sorry shiteall on Terry Wogan (Irish radio & tv 'personality'), and Bruce Forsyth's (Brit tv presenter) shiteall looks like a birdsnest, the twat.

by Fatknacker December 9, 2008

shitpeddlar

One who sells shoddy goods or substandard services.

Don't buy your fruit and veg from that old shitpeddlar who drives around with the blue van. Everything is rotten soon after you buy it!

Often used to smear competition by Greengrocers of good repute. Used frequently in the Penzance area.

"Arrggghhh!!! Bloddy Shit Peddlars!"

by Richard Baker May 2, 2006