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shitnology

A piece of technology that seems to be good at first glance, but once you have used it you realise that it's shit.
Bob loved the idea of all the features in his new phone, but after a week he realised none of them worked properly and he'd just wasted more money on shitnology.
by Bargearse January 6, 2009
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shiteology

Shiteology : the art of talking shite especially when stoned or hammered or both. Very similar to the psychological practice of 'free association' whereby one says the first thing that comes into one's mind. SHITEOLOGIST : a practitioner of the art of shiteology.
For example :

Sean : Jayzus Christ, would ya look at the time, it's 5 in the morning. What the fuck have we been talking about...

Mick : I don't know, a load of random crap. Basically, a load of complete shiteology...
by Mercburner April 10, 2019
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Shitblogga

A person or persons who rely on the worst ways to get their blogs out there. Such as; Promo for Promo or the illusive fan mail that starts with great blog you got going there, don't mind if I use some of your content?.... on a regular basis.
"Promo for Promo - I have ten followers" "Dude, you're such a Shitblogga"

"Follow for Follow - I'm desperate to reach 5 followers" "Only Shitbloggas have 5 followers"
by Prime Extravagance May 24, 2012
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shittyology

the study of shit and other shitty things in life
boy oh boy! i just got a degree in shittyology! now i can study what sucks about life!
by connor keepski February 18, 2014
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Shitglory Names

When someone of Urban Dictionary publishes a name to the site just to either promote thier shitty name so people think they a the best or publish the name of someone they hate so that they can laugh at how everyone thinks the name is douchey.

Basically. Shitglorified is a fucker who is so lonley they need to publish bullshit in order to feel good about themselves. (ironic)
Greb: yo haha just publish my name to the site now It says im cool therefore i am!
Dannn: Some fucker put my weird ass name here and now I seem like a fuck.
J'quantavious: Look at the fuckin Shitglory Names people are creating these days. Bet the next thing they look up is virgin.
by Lumfaous December 12, 2018
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spinology

the scientific study of spins and spinning.
hey mom, i think im going to major in spinology!
by Spuggle November 25, 2022
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Sciology

A person who believes more in Science and Technology rather than God. These people are inclined towards the logical reasoning and deducing events rather than believing in "destiny".
Guy1 : Hay, did you talk to him about my ghost experience ?
Guy2 : C'mon... you know he believes in Sciology. He would not get convinced by your ghost stories.
by Suresh Krishna August 18, 2008
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