shithooked

So damn drunk your ass don't remember shit...
Also see shit faced...

Belly Ray Was Shithooked This Weekend...

by BigMosh September 30, 2007

shitlock

To interrupt a persons big occasion in a very rude manner.

I was taking a very big dump when Kanye shitlocked me.

by LackofJack April 25, 2015

Shitfucked

When you get mutually get shit faced with the intention to fuck

“Zach, would you like to get shitfucked tonight?” .

*nods* “I’d love to get shitfucked Mileena”.

Alternatively

“Shitfucked?
“Shitfucked!”

by Gasstationpussy November 19, 2021

sherlocked

Finding the solution to a problem, much like Sherlock Holmes does

Did you figure out how to go to the party without your boyfriend knowing?

Yeah, I totally sherlocked that shit.

by Shrlck November 26, 2011

Shitlock

To render toilets out of order by blocking the hole either inadvertently with faeces or deliberately, i.e. in a state of relatively important intoxication, by adding whole toilet rolls and sometimes crockery

"The fucking idiots, they've shitlocked the bloody toilets !" (typical assessment on Saturday mornings in an English university hall of residence)

by DarkStormy March 4, 2015

no sure, shitlock

Spoonerism of "no shit sherlock." Same idea, but used to denote an even higher level of sarcasm.

Dad: "All this Loose Change stuff is based on bullshit"
Me: "No sure, shitlock"

by C-Mills June 10, 2010

shitlicker

A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.

"Oh yes, you're defintely right there John, you're the best" (shitlicker)

by james November 15, 2003