Shitdraft

A shitty job that you make when you didn't do the homework but the teacher still accepts it

I turned in a Shitdraft last period because I forgot it was homework last night.

by Nicolettegray August 28, 2016

Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

Shiterature

Material read while taking a shit.

God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!

by Clifton Reed November 13, 2010

shiterate

v., In design, to continue exploring and versioning a series of bad decisions so that the longer the final product is worked on, the worse it becomes.

n., shiteration.

adj., shiterative

"Charlie can shiterate twenty more rounds of revisions with the client, but by initially selecting Papyrus as the primary typeface for the logo, it's always going to suck."

by CO_jcd January 18, 2018

Swiftcraft

Taylor Swift witchcraft
The practice of witchcraft incorporated with Taylor Swift music, concert confetti, eras color magic, lyric affirmations, midnight manifestations, willow dance rituals, and moonstone usage. People who practice Swiftcraft do not worship Taylor Swift and may worship any deity they wish but they use her lyrics to guide them in life.

I joined a Swiftcraft coven.

I practice Swiftcraft.

by Secret City Witch August 21, 2023

Shiterature

Any good reading material that can be used while taking a shit.

"I feel a big dump coming on, gotta grab me some Shiterature".

by Brendan J. February 7, 2006

shitcatmudd

burning the houses of young pilgrims.

I shitcatmudded the fuckers house!

by Arabic Abe July 5, 2009