shitbagery

the act of being a shitbag while pretending to do work while telling other people they should do work

Monte your shitbagery is off the charts!

by sputnic35 November 6, 2017

Shitburg

When taking a massive, continual dump; and the poo is no longer submerged in the water, but has created a small mountain above see level. This is the tip of the shitburg.

I was afraid to flush the toilet, judging from the tip of the shitburg I would have created a toilet tsunami.

I left a shitburg in the bathroom this morning. Massive!

by Marl Crow January 24, 2010

Shit Burger

When toilet paper is already in the loo and you shit on top of that. Then you cover your shit with toilet paper and you have a shit burger.

My friend told me he is doing a shit burger.

by Acid2606 August 4, 2016

slutburger

Hamburgers from Carl's Jr. as advertised by Paris Hilton.

Yo dog, let's take the Escalade down to Carl's Jr. and get us some slutburgers!

by Bear Midriff May 28, 2005

shamburger

what you bite into when you think you're eating a hamburger, but it turns out to be a tofu or turkey burger.

Pakita asked me over for dinner last night. It was going great until she brought out the food. It looked like a hamburger, but it turned out to be a shamburger. She was still bootylicious though.

by Pakita August 28, 2007

shit burger

The only fast food burger place in a small town. The term shit burger can be confusing if there's more than one burger place. Unless one place is better than the other, making the shitty one shit burger by default. But then why would you go there, unless it's open later than the good place.

Felix: You hunger?
Tyson: Yeah.
Felix: Where you wanna eat?
Tyson: how about shit burger?
Felix: Sure, whatever.

by Stash_Master August 14, 2006

shitturdery

One step past a shittery. When some level of decorum is in order, or when in mixed company, it is good to have a stronger term than shittery.

Everything is effed up....what a shitturdery.

by DCTreeMan November 14, 2017