Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"
Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"
Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"
Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"
Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"
by BroMike November 8, 2012
Get the Shitcation mug.As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.
I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.
by Tony Law March 1, 2008
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A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.
This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-
1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity
This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-
1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity
If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.
by El Porter May 19, 2006
Get the Shit chat mug.comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery
99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911
"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery
Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"
Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."
"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery
Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"
Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."
by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011
Get the shithattery mug.the act of texting, rather than talking especially at work, on the phone about nonsensical stuff and the on-goings of life while taking a shit.
Dude, I had so much stuff to do at the work today but I had to drop a line and figured I would kill two birds with one stone and just shit-chat with ya!
by Eyeball Ray August 6, 2011
Get the shit-chat mug.When someone is bored while taking a shit so they text you, but once they're done shitting they're not interested in talking to you anymore.
Person One (on shitter) sends shit chat text: Hey man.
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies
by i'mcuttingedge August 12, 2015
Get the shit chat mug.Jenni: Hey boyfriend, what are you doing right now?
Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.
Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!
Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.
Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!
by iconoguy December 12, 2009
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