Shitclock

The alarm that will surely wake you from a pleasant dream and a deep slumber early in the morning so you can go to work at your crummy minimum wage job.

hey Al, wasn't the sound of the shitclock this morning about annoying as hell?

Al, "yes it was"

by Z=dog February 14, 2010

shitlick

To eat/lick faeces

To lick an animals anus

You're a shitlick Seven, get the fuck out

by Mub January 20, 2005

shitlickaballsucka

A person or persons that licks fiecies and likes to suck on balls. Preferably used as an insult by all other males. ADJ

Hey Mark, you are a shitlickaballsucka

by Steve McCalister December 11, 2003

Shitlick

When one goes to fart with such force & your shit paints your pants a bit leaving a skid mark or a shitlick

I farted that hard that my turd licked my pants leaving a signature

Fuck I better go to the toilet because I think my fart made a shitlick in my pants

by The Shadow People November 24, 2013

shitlick

A type of exercise. In the instance where one person is ordered to do 30 'shitlicks', he must then drop on his/her back and crunch into his/her abdominal region as if performing self-fellatio on their 'asshole'. The unwavering rule of the shitlick is not take any regular breaths and presumably take on no tangible form.

The idea came from Nova Scotia in the late 1800's when New Zealanders took to the seas and had to thwart off the the local fisherman to monopolize the agricultural industry, thus winning the Cold War.

me: yo
friend: i just got done working out lol
me: OH WOW
you work out or something
lets go idiot
right now
give me 30
shitlicks

by Lussypips July 17, 2018

Shitlicker

A person who has a shit taste in multiple subjects and doesnt know what's good

Person- Dude minecraft is getting this kick ass upda...

The shitlicker- Idgaf about minecraft fortnite is way better

Person- Stfu shitlicker your opinions dont matter

by Straight facts46290 February 14, 2020

Shitlick

When your dog eats his own shit, and then kisses you getting it all over you.

His dog gave me a shitlick..

by Your Gays June 30, 2020