shit ton 

A general term for a huge amount of action. Not to be confused with a tonne of shit, or a lot of stuff, rather it's used in context of taking action.

"In order to get me back he would have to prove it"
"What would he have to do?"
"A shit ton"

shit ton by Kazzemi September 26, 2008

shit ton 

Roughly 2000 times the normal amount of what you are describing. Usually used in exaggeration.

"Hey, I got a shit ton of beer in the car guys, can I get some help?"

shit ton by Jeff Greene December 31, 2008

shit ton 

A whole shit load

Dude, theres a shit load of Vj in here. (Check def. for VJ)

shit ton by Vj Hunter October 30, 2003

Shit Ton 

A large amount of an item or thing. Used to describe the amount of something usually with great shock or aprasial.

John: Dude i made like 75 bucks waiting tables last night!

Chris: really?, dude thats a shit ton of money!

Shit Ton by chatham rumsfored June 2, 2010

Shit Ton 

n. 1.A large shit multiplied by about 7000 put into the metric system. 2. A single persons weight in beer. 3. A water tower full of pond water mixed with the shit of 100 bass and 800 gorillas. 4. ALOT DUDE (A shit ton is more outside the body than in the body)

Dude i just drank a shit Ton.

Shit Ton by weebstah January 18, 2009

shit ton 

equals 23 of any object

i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

shit ton by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

Shit ton 

Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.

Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!

Shit ton by dbalb55 November 29, 2010