shitcricket

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket

what was that noise? a shitcricket.

by Unholy79 October 1, 2014

ShitPickle

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.

Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!

by TheWindSoldier May 8, 2010

shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

Shitbrick Mctool

Name of someone whom irritates, is stupid, angry, miserable, does everything incorrectly.

Omg! You are truly a Shitbrick Mctool!

by A Guy Scorned December 4, 2010

shitpickle

a turd

I'm about to can some shitpickles.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

Shitpickle

After anal sex the man's dick is covered with shit.

OH GOD MY DICK IS FULL OF SHIT!!!! ITS A SHITPICKLE NOW!!!!! CLEAN YOU'RE ASS GIRL!

by USAISWEIRD May 28, 2015

shitpicker

Someone who picks shit out of his/her ass.

Shade7x is a shitpicker.

by Apocalypse420 August 11, 2003