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Shit-Ass

1) To describe negative feelings

2) To proclaim something as "tight" or "off-the-hook"

3) To compare something to literal "Shit" and/or "Ass"
1)
A: "I finally got a Xbox 360 and it now has the red-ring-o'-death!"
B: "Wow, that Shit's-Ass"

2)
"Dude! That coaster was Shit-Ass. I nearly barfed"

3)
"Dang Billy Jean! That hooker you shot is as dead as Shit-Ass"
by mechmast March 31, 2010
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Shit-Ass

"Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?"
Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?
by Baldski.Png March 19, 2021
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Shit Ass Music

Any music that is terrible and over advertised, or made by people who have the appearance of a fat male who hasn't taken a shower in a week or changed clothes. It can also be made by somebody who listens to awful music like Hoobastank.
"Hey man, did you hear that new album?"
"Yeah it was pretty awful. Better than Andrews Shit Ass Music though"
by A Giacco December 5, 2009
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shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up
Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up
by Penis bitch ass shit ass July 13, 2017
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Shit-Ass Pet fuckers

An infamous chain of pet stores. They've reached popularity by having the employees be excessively rude to whoever enters a Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers store; the most common greeting being, "Get the fuck out of here, you idiot!" that is usually accompanied by being kicked out.

Some have managed to get past the rude employees to find that there is only one can of dog food in each store, and it costs a million dollars. Nobody has ever bought one.

Another calling card of Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers is that they fuck your pet if you ever go into the store. If you didn't bring your pet when going in, they'll find it and fuck it, wherever it is.

All Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers stores have a trademark of having a gigantic yellow sign accompanying each building that reads, "Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers" in big letters.

Even though Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has never made a profit, business is going great for them. Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has several million stores all over the country and is showing no signs of ever going out of business. They have Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings neighboring other Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings they are doing so well. Every Star-Bucks coffee shop has at least five Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers surrounding them.

Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has received several complaints and demands of changing their strategies and ethics, all to no avail. It seems that Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers will be around for decades longer.
Damn those Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers. They fuck your pet. Dog food costs $1,000,000! That's clearly overpriced!

Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers may not only be the worst pet store in the world, but possibly the worst store in general in the world.

Don't like it? Fuckin' screw! Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers!
by scraps992 March 22, 2011
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shit ass bitch

Describes when someone or something is a severe bitch or pain the ass. It can also be used to express misfortune or anger like damn or fuck, or as a random vulgar adjective that serves no purpose but to add crudeness to a sentence.
"This knee injury is such a shit ass bitch."

"What the shit ass bitch are you doing on Friday night?"

"Awwwww, shit ass bitch!"
by Captain Benjamin December 25, 2008
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shit ass butt load

(shit ton * fuck ton) + (butt load * fuck load) = shit ass butt load
Its the most you can have of something. You cant have more than a shit ass butt load of something... IT DOESNT HAPPEN!!
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A shit ass butt load...
by Booty Sweat PhD September 24, 2011
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