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shitpiphany

The startled feeling you have when you realize, too late, something you should/could have done differently, and usually blurt out,"Aw, shit, I could have {insert missed action here}";often occurs while gaming.
We were playing Munchkin last night and I had a shitpiphany when I remembered, too late, that as a Ranger I could have made the cyclops into a steed instead of fighting it.
by theMotherDog October 17, 2010
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Shitpiphany

A sudden realisation that feels grand and momentous but really isn't.
Hey man, you remember that scene in Point Break when the chief tells Utah that he's young dumb and full of cum? I just realised thats so much more offensive if you say it about a lady.

Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.
by T-Drizzle-Lizzle September 7, 2017
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Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.
"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"
by red phillips May 14, 2020
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shitpipe

Often referred to as the chocolate starfish or rusty sherrifs badge. this entrance should be appraoched with caution!
"Spread my shitpipe and fuck my arse till i bleed"

"that bitch got rimmed on the shitpipe"
by Stylee September 26, 2003
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Shitpipe Sheriff

Another reference to fudgepackers, normally used in annoyance at someone or for general banter. An ass assassin.
(in car)

1: 'i thought we were going to the beach?'
2: 'we are, but the Shitpipe Sheriff here forgot his phone so we've gotta go back.'
by BrownTunnelEngineer September 1, 2009
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Shitipedia

Wikipedia, the website of misinformation and unapologetic leftist bias.
Liberal Moron: I read an Wikipedia that George Bush orchestrated the 9/11 attacks.

Paul J: You mean Shitipedia? You must be a genius!
by ComicsNut December 18, 2010
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Shitpire

When a wannabe vampire is so gross and/or lame they get even less respect than a person who acts like a twilight shinny vampire or acts out being a vampire in a disgusting or overboard way mostly word play online games or role play.
Nikita is such a shitpire; it has only taken 7 years to go from eating K.J.V. foot scabs to sucking on possibly infected sores on I.N. and Skype; I have never been so glad to be a Lycan.
by MiSFiT9083 June 16, 2018
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