shitard

some tard who enjoys eating shit or shit related products.

1. Mark is so brokeback he actually is the biggest shitard ever

by matt beliveau April 26, 2006

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

Shimtard

She + Him + Retard

A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.

The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)

by Frazzzer January 26, 2011

shitards

the plural form of a noun used to collectively describe people with a shitty personality

by: Gorana Kukobat, Serbia, 27 December, 2018

e.g. You`re being such a shitard

We`re about to attend a party full of shitards.

by Semiramida December 27, 2018

Shartard

a person who talks so much nonsense, believes their own bullshit and thinks everyone else does as well

Oh, listen to that shartard, she talks so much shit, she's like sharting out of her mouth the retard

by randall ray October 5, 2020

ShinraTard

An absolute GOAT who creates S tier tiktok content

Hey, you seen Shinratards new tiktok video? No lemme like rq

by Rose_wya May 26, 2021

Shortard

A retarded small person do trades height for an extra chromosome.

That shortard never shuts up.

by The_678th_CoolGuy February 20, 2023