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Shipyard Steven

This aggresive act involves postioning oneself on the edge of large boat with every intention to defecate off the side. If this bold individual is able to execute a dump in plain viewsight of other ship goers and beach loungers he is said to have acheived the highest known title in boating, the "Shipyard Steven"
Mike had such high aspirations of being crowned the shipyard steven that he deemed it necesary to drop his shorts, lean off the side of the boat and launch a dump for all those on the beach to witness.
by Reggie Dumps April 13, 2009
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Shimtard

She + Him + Retard

A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.
The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)
by Frazzzer January 26, 2011
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shitards

the plural form of a noun used to collectively describe people with a shitty personality

by: Gorana Kukobat, Serbia, 27 December, 2018
e.g. You`re being such a shitard

We`re about to attend a party full of shitards.
by Semiramida December 27, 2018
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Shipyard Bubba

Noun: A Shipyard Bubba is the type of overweight, grotesque, blob of human matter. They tend to be ignorant and border line retarded. That also works for Shipyard
Ew Did you see that shipyard bubba with is crack out!
by ThicB01 June 15, 2021
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shitarded

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.
Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!
by ken81086 May 21, 2009
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shitard shuffle

A song including a specific announced dance usually overplayed at all school functions.
Ex. Man, The Wobble is such a SHITARD shuffle!
Dude, I know! So is the Mocarana!
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Shitard

When a retarded preson shits themselves and processed to smear their shit on a wall or any hard surface.
Bro, some shitard just fucked up the boys bathroom stall .
by MethodMan07 January 30, 2022
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