Shitlicker

Those mother fuckers who wear face masks.

Look at those shitlickers in their face masks scared of a virus.

by Freedom Face November 30, 2020

Shitlicker

The organism that seems to be consuming the solid form known ass shit, the organism also has what people call a shitty name

Joe: mhmm this shit bussin 🚌

Stranger: your a Shitlicker, and your name is straight up trash 🗑

by Foaliey September 11, 2021

shitlicker

An apologist for and advocate of extremely lenient treatment of criminals, homeless drug addicts, and others who contribute nothing of value to society but actively make it worse

Since the shitlickers on the city council passed a law decriminalizing shoplifting, losses due to theft have increased 70%.

by b__b August 13, 2023

Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.

"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."

by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010

Wenis shlocker

The act of riping off your elbow skin and creating a weapon out of it and hiting a person so hard they pass out.

Guy1:I just wenis shlocked that guy over there!
Guy2:so your a wenis shlocker?
Guy1:yes!!
Guy2:wana date?

by Lorax_thumper.44 November 3, 2023