shitizzle

when someone is taking too long inside of their house you assume they're taking a poo

driver- jeez catie is taking along time we've been out here for 10 minutes

passenger- She must be taking a shitizzle!

by liza sremmen November 8, 2009

shizzle on da nizzle

1. An african-american who was previously convicted and is therefore not considered 'clean' anymore.
2. A state when there are feces on an african-american.

1. Yo, my man, Orville is one real bad ass motherfuckin' OG, motherfucker. Dere's some serious shizzle on da nizzle, homie.
2. I crapped dem negro on da head, dere some shizzle on da nizzle.

by bumarse November 7, 2009

Shindizzle

Verb meaning to do ratchet shit as a prerequisite to a come up. To con, hustle, or get over.

"Yo I had to shindizzle my pay stubs to qualify for that apartment. "

"Sooo, Im so broke that I had to return these shoes I wore to the job interview. So I shindizzled at the store and said "They looked worn so I'm bringing them back" lmao. You gotta do what you gotta do."

by Xotina&dis2good September 30, 2016

fo shizzle

:for sure; derived from Snoop Dogg.

This new doggyfizzle televizzle gon' be off the hizzle, fo shizzle.

by diambenz June 20, 2003

Shiznizzle

1. better than "the shit"

that chicken was the shiznizzle!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Shizzle McNizzles

Slang term for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk-food takes on after being processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the bathroom.

"Check out the jumbo order of SHIZZLE McNIZZLEs I left for you in the toilet, BOI."

by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006

faux shizzle

n. An inauthentic attempt to appear urban. Also known as "faking the funk."

Vanilla Ice's faux shizzle made MC Hammer look like an o.g.

by Number 6 January 20, 2005