Conch Shelled

The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.

George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.

by dannyp76 September 4, 2011

shellie

a girl who does watever she wants to anything that has 2 legs she is a hoe whore cock sucker and a pussy licker butt eater

that girl over there is a shellie

by janii August 6, 2015

Shellie

The most beautiful soul in the world. With eyes more beautiful than an angel, so loving, giving and has the deepest soul. Perfection in the worlds master piece. She will marry P. She flows with the wind and wherever the universe takes her. Heart of the most purest gold. Will love you forever. The most beautiful graceful unique woman in the world.

Shellie is the in the wind you breathe and will forever be deep in your soul

by PisTheMagicalWord May 18, 2019

Red Shelled

When you're going down on a girl, and when you really start to enjoy it, she has her period. It's like being in first place in Mario kart, until someone uses a red shell.

It was going so good last night, until she red shelled me

by Shrekling September 8, 2016

[Shellie-Ashton]

To be a shellie ashton is to be A dumb welsh person, This phrase is used mainly within englands westend.

Dont be such a Shellie-Ashton.

by qrtyuioppoiuytrewqwqwertyuiop October 18, 2008

Shellie Pie

A very camp shephards pie served with booze

OMAGOSH i have to have some shellie pie like right NOW

by GG ESTELLA May 11, 2011

shelled day

A day that consists of staying inside one room all day under your blankets without communicating with anyone.

" see me today?"
"Nah staying home"
"Text me then?"
" Having a shelled day."

by thatsweetthang May 30, 2016