shelf

to put something in your ass

When he saw the polices steve decided to shelf his weed

by bobbie July 22, 2003

shelf

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey gareth, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

by staticsate November 17, 2009

Shelf

A Southern Fairfield County teenage boy who has a black girl's booty.

Damn, the shelf almost knocked over the T.V.

by Fatty Mcgee December 9, 2004

Shelfed

When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!

Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.

by kayteebaybee April 8, 2020

shelf

the area just above the penis which girls prefer shaved

kyle, john, and kenny's shaved shelf is much better than joe's non shaved rainforest. it feels better against my vag than the amazon.

by Kenny Pontrelli March 8, 2009

shelfed

To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.

Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!

by queerko January 13, 2014

Shelf that

To put something away in the back of your mind or forget about something.

Person 1: Yo I'm so mad I failed my test

Person 2: Shelf that bro!

by YouUnculturedSwine January 8, 2017