Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie with others around, but forcing them out of the selfie in a selfish way.

Today Jim was taking a shelfie as he forced Taylor out of the picture for it to only be him inside the shelfie.

by Shellfie June 2, 2014

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while pushing out a huge shit.

I sent my girlfriend a shelfie and she sent one back.

by Dickacil October 4, 2016

Shelfie

When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.

"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."

by Hogey Carmichael November 6, 2016

shelfie

/'ʃelfi:/ (n): A photograph, usually facial, of a woman, for which the angle used in the taking has been purposefully calculated to show her bosom to best advantage.

“Dude, have you seen her Facebook page? Since she got that boob job, her shelfie posts have gone through the ROOF!”

by FiatUmbra July 21, 2021

Shelfie

Taking a selfie while inserting drugs into your anus. Often performed as part of a train wreck.

“Checkout this shelfie I took while I was train wrecking Molly the other night. 1g straight to the top shelf”

by Elf on a Shelfie April 11, 2023

Shelfie

Taking a selfie while inserting drugs into your anus. Often performed as part of a train wreck.

“Checkout this shelfie I took while I was train wrecking the other night. 1g straight to the top shelf”

by Elf on a Shelfie April 11, 2023

shelfie

the act of one taking a selfie with a milf by the name of shelley, preferably Shelley Siechen.

Hey dude! I just got an epic shelfie.

by 1223wqer October 12, 2023