shelfie

A self picture worthy of a shelf

Why take a shelfie when you can pay a homeless man five cents to take one.

by bltbites November 7, 2013

shelfie

A selfie while you're on the toilet taking a shit. Shit + Selfie = Shelfie.

"I'm shexting you right now, next I'm gonna post a shelfie to Instagram!"

by poopedmypants April 19, 2014

Upper Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.

Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.

Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom

by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014

Shelfie

When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.

"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."

by Hogey Carmichael November 6, 2016

shelfie

/'ʃelfi:/ (n): A photograph, usually facial, of a woman, for which the angle used in the taking has been purposefully calculated to show her bosom to best advantage.

“Dude, have you seen her Facebook page? Since she got that boob job, her shelfie posts have gone through the ROOF!”

by FiatUmbra July 21, 2021

Shelfie

Taking a selfie while inserting drugs into your anus. Often performed as part of a train wreck.

“Checkout this shelfie I took while I was train wrecking the other night. 1g straight to the top shelf”

by Elf on a Shelfie April 11, 2023

shelfie

the act of one taking a selfie with a milf by the name of shelley, preferably Shelley Siechen.

Hey dude! I just got an epic shelfie.

by 1223wqer October 12, 2023