Selfed

Selfed to be self-sufficient self-reliant. To make your own way. selfed, self·ing, selfs
Botany: To fertilize or pollinate itself. Produced by vegetative propagation.

One way to tell someone to go F#C* themselves.

Man Joey totally Selfed that situation.

Jon didn't need anyone he selfed it he's a total boss.

Go get Selfed!

by Selfed Made May 3, 2022

mee-shelled

Getting your fringe ruined by a hairdresser.

I went to get my hair done and they've mee-shelled me.

by Jammin35 May 10, 2018

Shelled

A turtles shell being stolen or taken.

My turtle recently got shelled. His shell has been gone for almost a week now.

by YUNGTC September 16, 2017

soft shelled taco

when a guy poops and cums between a girls boobs and then squeezes the boobs together.

after hours of rough sex, tom ended the night with a soft shelled taco on bettys chest.

by vincent poop May 10, 2006

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good

fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

shelled

Amish word for screwed.

We are getting shelled!!

by Pay Grade Scott December 31, 2007