the screaming sheik

a sexual position where as the woman is being done doggystyle the man reaches around grabs her by the roof of the mouth and screams like a sheik

the screaming sheik who snowballed my cousin murdered my family

by Alex August 9, 2003

Slap the Sheik

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself. Includes all the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: How did it go last night?

Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to go home and Slap the Sheik!

by vicariousone April 21, 2011

duncan sheik

duncan sheik is a folk-pop singer who's music is pretty good

Duncan Sheik is mostly know for 1997 hit "Barely Breathing" and 2002 lesser known hit "On a High"

by Joe Smith 2 August 21, 2007

ghetto sheik

a player, ladies man of urally dense areas, a mans man, popular, also a play on ghetto chic in a non offensive manner (including fashionable, and to have swagg)

that guy gets all the ladies. he is desirable, has swagg, knows how to dress, and has an enticing style. hes so ghetto sheik. or he is the ghetto sheik

by StraightSwagg June 22, 2011

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

by weave August 25, 2003

geek sheik

Geek sheik is anyone who buys thick black rimmed glasses, wears tube socks pulled up to their knees or wears plaid with stripes....all while pretending they didn't do it on purpose. Think Napolian Dinomite, musicains Weezer and Moby.

Your mother is so geek sheik.

by marc calderwood May 27, 2008

Preaching Sheik

Someone who goes around preaching to the unseen crowd. They can be found in quiet places, or if they are bold, in public, speaking to those who are not there, or to those who are hidden. Most preaching sheiks are borderline or full blown schizophrenics, though are not always crazy, as they appear to be.

Preaching sheiks give entertaining speeches and acts to the spirit world which watches them constantly. This may also be their way of praying to God in a very different style and manner.
if you happen to witness a preaching sheik in action, whether by hearing them preach or watching them put on a show to what appears to be nobody, keep in mind that you might be just the audience they are looking for.
Though alcohol and/or drugs may be involved in the sheik's sermon, they can do it completely sober. They simply choose to exercise their ability to talk outloud when and where they feel comfortable.

Guy#1: Did you see that dude drink a six pack all alone as he talked to himself for like an hour?

Guy#2: Lol, he didn't just talk bro, he danced and laughed at some pretty funny shit. By the way he was talking to whoever might be listening, he's a preaching sheik, not a nutcase.

by JaySteeze January 13, 2015