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Shelf dusting

The act of a woman brushing off crumbs accumulated on her shirt around the topside of her breasts. Usually associated with a full-bosomed woman with a nice upper shelf.

Shelf duster -a woman engaged in said activity.
After eating the crusty French bread, Lizzy tidied up her black t-shirt with a quick bit of shelf dusting.
by Darlinka Kevina November 17, 2010
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Shelf Life

The amount of time for which a meme is considered "spicy", or in other terms, trending. Based on the amount of time something will last before it decomposes, but with regards to memes.

Memes have varying shelf lives, lasting from a few days to perhaps even a few months, depending in its spice factor.

If a meme goes beyond this point, it is considered dead. Although they may undergo impromptu resurrection (lasting a week at the most), all memes will reach their graveyard and respective gravestones and cannot return to the internet shelf.

The shelf life of a meme is not entirely accurate or precise. Memes can be shoved off the shelf faster than the shelf life predicts, thereby accelerating it far beyond expected through use of external factors. For example, if Weird Al parodies it, or Facebook user (particularly Facebook moms) post it to the general public, then the meme dies faster and the shelf life is decreased exponentially. This is mostly unpredictable.

Shelf life is considered the best way to judge the lasting effects of memes (good or bad).
------------------------------January, 2018------------------------------
Person 1: "Hey you heard about that new Ugandan Knuckles meme? It's everywhere on VR Chat!
Person 2: "Nah it's a January meme, automatically making it terrible. It will only have a shelf life of about two weeks. At the very least, it won't survive this month."
by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019
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Seffen

Seffen, a person who is loving and caring for his friends ( well, most of them) and can easily be one of your friends.
Seffen is also somewhat fat and lazy so basically he’s a living snorlax.
Seffen LOVES to smoke weed, it’s like a Scooby snack for them.

Also one last thing, he is a very competitive gamer
Seffen - yo what the hell nigga you’re trash! Vs me on 2k,
Person- I’m sorry dude, I swear ash and buck was dead!
by BrikkWall November 21, 2018
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shelf friend

When you become an option. You are not first pick of friends. When your friend starts dating someone and you are put up on a shelf until they have no other people to hang with.
I don't need you anymore, I'm dating somebody. So I'll put you up on the shelf until I have a need for you. You are my shelf friend.
by Pix_n_stones July 16, 2017
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shaffordable

something that is affordable but also shit. this word was created in the video How To Gig For Under £500 - Gigging Guitar Rig Shopping Challenge!! it was posted on youtube on the Jun 2014 by Rob Chapman.
rob picked up a shaffordable guitar.
by Where is tie March 11, 2018
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Tally-Hall-Shelf

A shelf with tally hall products on it.
Hey wanna see my Tally-Hall-Shelf
by Geueveieh April 13, 2022
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Nature's Shelf

The very bottom of the oven. Generally only used when all other shelves are already in use.
Phil: Aww man, the lasagne has taken up all the space in the oven. There's no room for the garlic bread.

Ralph: Don't worry bro, just use nature's shelf.
by Garden14 January 19, 2011
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