Shed

A derogatory term used to describe people who might find themselves rusty, mouldy or full of holes.

"Hi, sorry, I drank all the milk."
"Oh my God, you're such a Shed!"

"Have you put the heating on?"
"Yes, you big old Shed!"

by Lover of frogs October 2, 2013

shed

The coolest spot among teenagers and middleaged men to go wack it or pull the pork

Gage:hey man you wanna go wack it my grandmas shed

Jose:sure dawg as long as we don't get caught jerkin our gerkin again

by theholyhabenero December 14, 2013

shed

a small shack, made of wood, sometimes found in a forrest or garden. can be used for certain activites, such as 'shed lovin' and 'hanky panky'

man: mate, its been a week, think i'm gonna take her to the shed

by SHED massif. April 29, 2010

shed

place of immoral goings on.

by CL October 14, 2003

Shed

A group of guys who dress like tools.

Hey, Man! Did you see that shed over there?

Yeah man those guys are some tools!

by Jouse September 11, 2011

Shed

This is a word used to politly and unoffensively (if around children and the elderly or just misserable family members)say "SHIT !"

"What a load of shed!"
"You little shed!"
"What a shed head"
"Ohh SHED !!"
"Holy shed, that hurt"

by Corpse Grinder March 2, 2004

shed

The home.

yo holmes, you tryin' to get out tonight?

nah, I gots no cash, i'll be chillin' at the shed with my fresh boo. you can roll by, but we'll prolly be bumpin' so...

by lotus_65 February 4, 2009