Shelton High Shool

A Great Place To Learn And Get High

"Shelton High School is Ghetto"

by AzOOmA October 24, 2003

Shelton

A shity lil shit hole who can flirt with every girl and still have a gf at the same damn time. But we luv that dush bag and he is hot. He is still workin on his sexuality and if u see him oit side the zoo plz call the zoo. He may seem like a cute boy with blue eyes or brown eyes but he still has his pervertive side . Hes soooo cute though so who cares. He is only nice to certain ppl and roasts so well u cant help but laugh when hes around.

Crowd of girls: "shh its shelton... "
One girl: "omg whats the zoos number?"
Two girl: "Fuck that whats his number?"

by H.M.U.define June 5, 2017

shentonise

Derives from the legend John Shenton. Especially used when you want to have sex with a bitch. But it can also be used if you are feeling really tired or drunk.

"Shit... I need to shentonise tonight bruv...'
"Are you going to shentonise her then?"
"Mate I wasn't up to that kinda shentonising last night... I'm just shentonised from all that work..."

by Big Dick Tony December 18, 2007

Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.

My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.

by ASovo23 August 8, 2014

Seaton Standard Time

This is a special time zone that is always running 30 to 45 minutes behind the local time zone.

Will said he would be here at 1:00, so probably more like 1:30. He's running on Seaton Standard Time.

by Wolfjott February 4, 2017

Shelton Curve

A bend or curve in a penis that causes difficulty during urination. The Shelton Curve can be genetic or the result of trauma to the shaft of a penis.

I'm sorry I peed on the floor again... my Shelton Curve makes aiming impossible!

His Shelton Curve was so bad he couldn't even put his cock all the way in.

by Lexicunt May 31, 2021

Sheating

Eating while taking a shit.

I love sheating, infact, last night I ate half a pizza while taking a crap.

by DJIVB February 2, 2012