Shardho

(shhaR-dO) (noun) - A female who uses and/or is addicted to crystal meth who frequently obtains drugs from another person (usually a male dealer) before, during and/or after engaging in sex acts or intercourse with them, instead of paying cash.

From Shard and Ho or Whore.

Damn! Getting spun makes me horny! Do you know any Shardhos who would want to P&P with me tonight?

by Shabarella July 10, 2005

shard nugget

A person who who doesn't wipe after pooping or doesn't flush.

Jim you forgot to flush, you shard nugget

by Gdogils November 22, 2009

Shardul

The best person on Earth.

You are such a Shardul.

by Papa_Skoopy October 31, 2020

shardvaark

when a tweeker is out of shit and pile drives the carpet cause they just "know" they dropped a piece

dude look at him what a shardvaark

by thickshadee June 8, 2009

Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.

I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!

by Mattwest June 9, 2015

Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.

Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.

by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020

Shear Me

New hit single which will make you famous.

Andre's new Shear Me single is great!

by linkwatchesyou October 29, 2011