Scubbled

Flustered, between two thoughts

I can’t say what I’m trying to say, I’m all scubbled

by scubbled March 13, 2024

Shrubbler

Farting into a detachable showerhead as a means of hiding the sound and smell. An ineffective ruse.

Man 1: "I tried the ol' shrubbler trick last night in the shower because my new girlfriend was in the next room over, but the whole room smelled Tupperware full of hamburger being opened for the first time in weeks, and the sound was horrendous! Interestingly enough, she has a thing for eproctophilia now."

Man 2: "That's insane, dude! I've been trying to get my girlfriend into it for forever. Maybe I should give myself a shrubbler next time she comes over."

by B4d KARMA January 19, 2026