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SCOBA

Self Contained Over-Baking Apparatus. A glass bowl that you put over your head that fills with pot smoke. Can optionally be sealed with a wet towel around your neck. A tube comes out of the top of the space helmet and goes to a belt-clip bong.
Dude, it's time to light up the SCOBA, break into the kitchen and make some wasties!
by notonthetrackteam September 7, 2016
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Schobag

A warmongering, power-hungry, psychopath who will do anything to climb to the top. The type of person who will lie to your face, or to millions of people! Cut you off in traffic, cheat, steal candy from a baby, etc... May include pedophilia, child sex trafficking, and accessory to murder. One who would enable their "spouse" to rape women and bear a child for purely political reasons. A low down, dirty SCHoBag! (Scab Cunt Hoe Bag)
Speaker 1: Did you just hear all the lies coming outta her mouth!
Speaker 2: Yes I did! That Hillary is such a Schobag!
by Nom de Gear March 30, 2017
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Shlobby the Knobby

Being thirstier than Bedouin lost in Sahara desert
shes such a shlobby the knobby, after long celibacy
by Boryz October 21, 2019
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shnob

An action in which a female masturbates with a doorknob.
Alivia: Bro, I’m so horny i’m about to go shnob.

Jacob: Dood I’d totally shnob if I had a vagina too!

Alivia: That would be gnarly, man!

Jacob: Totally tubular!
by ɐɥsǝǝnbɹɐʇ February 9, 2020
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scobblelotcher

One who expends extraordinary time, effort and mental resources to the pursuit of avoiding work.

Where successful: a usurer. Where combining efforts with others to avoid work: a socialist.
Where the subject's scobblelotcher group grows to the size of a nation: a national socialist.
If you scobblelotchers would spend half as much of your energy working as you do avoiding work, we could really get something done!
by Mike Finland March 21, 2017
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shcount

shcount
by marc caporale August 14, 2003
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shlob

The act of giving a blow job.
Also can refer to the ejaculate resulting from a blow job.
The act of sucking dick.
1. Shlob on my knob BITCH!!!
2. I shlobbed all over them titties.
3. She is shlobbing on my nuts right now.
by N-Kon April 7, 2007
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