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shasturbate

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.
by vink pink February 10, 2005
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Shastry

really cool Indian last name, they were priests and educated upper class in older times; a Shastry is hard to find, seeing as it's not really a popular name.
Dude 1: Wow, those kids are so cool!
Dude 2: Well yeah, they're Shastrys.
by esspee May 31, 2009
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shaista

loved by everyone. secretly hated by few.
heeeey. its shaista. love her!!!
by singlebutunavailable July 19, 2010
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shrusti

noun
creation / creator of the universe

loosely used as: universe
The shrusti of the universe was a very very long time ago...
by !Creation! January 18, 2008
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shastrix

a : a state of utter confusion, a farcical situation.
b : a confused mass or mixture.
c : the property of occurring in a hilarious or ironic fashion
- sha•st•rix / 'shä-"str-ik-'s / noun
OMG look at that shastrix of mutated cyber goats attacking the children.

- sha•st•ri•cal /'shä-"stri-k&l / adjective
PERSON A: Why don’t we run naked through those thistles…
PERSON B: You can’t be serious… that would be shastrical.

- sha•st•ri•cal•ly /'shä-"stri-k(&-)lE / adverb
Sadly Timmy was shastrically mauled by a disgruntled llama yesterday…
by Yridium January 16, 2005
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shauntal

An emo person who loves TWD, TMNT, Fairy Tail, Voltron, and her Best friends.
Lexi: Omg! Shauntal! I cried when Glenn died night!
Shauntal: I cry now
by AmazingLexiIsNotOnFire<3 April 7, 2017
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Shasta Soda

Shasta Soda is a budget-friendly, off-brand carbonated beverage (soda, pop, Coke, whatever you call it), sold in the Western US and parts of the Southwest US.

Shasta Soda is known for being cheap, easy to find from store to store, and horribly disgusting in taste. You know how some people liken drinking Coors Light to drinking cat piss? Well, the same can be said for Shasta Soda. It looks cool, and the price sure is low, but according to many, you're better off buying Kool-Aid packets and using parasite-infested water from your local sewage system.

Shasta Soda 2-liters of varying flavors are often used by Paul Harrell as targets on the range. It's a fantastic idea, and it illustrates a lot of the points he makes.

I'd rather drink New Coke. Or a large Farva.
"Dude, ever had Shasta Soda? It tastes like cat piss."

"We're not buying Shasta Soda. I'd rather drink my own urine."

"Hi, Paul Harrell here for Shasta Soda. At the end of a long day on the range, whether it's sunny or... Rainy, there's nothing quite as refreshing as Shasta Red... Punch. *Drinks it and spits it out* Jeez!"
by TheSuperTrooper August 19, 2020
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