When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.
by Roostafa March 31, 2010
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May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.
Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer
Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.
Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.
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Early modern English. The English used between 1500 and 1700. Shakespearean English contains words like thee, thou, and thy, and is completely different from current-day English.
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He is supposed to be the greatest playwright to have ever lived in spite of being in dire need of a spell check.
WARNING: Shakespeare may be safe or even beneficial when consumed in homeopathic quantities, but can cause permanent brain damage in larger doses.
He is supposed to be the greatest playwright to have ever lived in spite of being in dire need of a spell check.
WARNING: Shakespeare may be safe or even beneficial when consumed in homeopathic quantities, but can cause permanent brain damage in larger doses.
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Dude, I just did it shakespeare style and it was great!
Really?
Yeah, but my urethra and toes are a bit tender.
Really?
Yeah, but my urethra and toes are a bit tender.
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