Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Spastic Wombat

A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....

Will you quit being such a spastic wombat!

by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016

Shastina

Goddess of fertility! Hot sexy mama, loves to dance and music is her soul. Faithful to one extremely LUCKY man. Shastina exudes passion, sexuality...men drop at her feet. Women are horribly intimidated by her strength and confidence and her sensuality. But she is loyal to those who EARN her respect.

"Grab your man, there's a Shastina coming our way!"

by burning candle February 4, 2010

Swasticker

A Swastika sticker

"There's a swasticker of those evil Nazis again!"
The skinhead had a swasticker on his notebook.

by Pogmotoin March 2, 2009

swasticake

A cake depicting a swastika, especially a cake depicting the likeness of the Nazi swastika.

"If it makes you happy, Alexa. But I'm not in any of the pictures and I don't want a piece (of the swasticake) with the swastika on it!"

by Videns Odoacer December 25, 2008

spasticated monkey

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

Spasticus

Spasticus is an alternative way of calling someone a Spaz, Retard, or Fuck Face. The word orginates from a song by 'Ian Dury and the Blockheads' in which the lyrics largely consist of : "I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus"

The main bonus that you get with the word 'Spasticus' is that you can spontaeneously burst into song.. singing the 'Spasticus Autisticus' song, and relatively few people find it as offensive as just calling someone a retard straight off.

'Spasticus Autisticus!!'

'Rice-o... you fucking spasticus'

'Stop being such a fucking spasticus, extreme varns'

by The Big Dawg September 8, 2008