drexel shaft

The term "Drexel Shaft" stems from the now-demolished fountain that was outside what is now North Hall. The name stuck, and then referred to the smokestack on top of a SEPTA and UPenn-owned building in the trainyard visible to anyone in Drexel University's campus. The smokestack was demolished on November 15, 2009

the Drexel Shaft became analogous with the "shafting" Drexel students receive from the administration personnel (or lack thereof) and all-around cost-to-graduation rate of the school.

Drexel Student 1: "fuck dude, I got 4s on over 3 AP tests and Drexel didn't give me ANY credit."

Drexel Student 2: "you just got the drexel shaft!"

by gwerye54h7e September 8, 2011

Craft and shaft

Playing Minecraft and then getting pipe.
The art of playing Minecraft with a female then having passionate and intense intercourse in which you forget where your body ends and hers starts.

Ryan, Sam, Joe

Craft and shaft?

by Craft and shafter September 27, 2019

Shaft grasper

A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.

Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"

by fruitbeer June 19, 2013

scasty

Combination of the words "scary" and "nasty"
Used to describe something awkwardly ugly, funny, or weird
You may add suffixes or prefixes (as seen in examples 3-5)

1. "Mr. Bean's face is so scasty!!!"
2. The way Arnold Schwarzenegger talks is really scasty.
3. That girl ran away scastily.
4. You're such a scaster!
5. I'm the scast master!

by HaleemaDee May 9, 2011

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

Shasturfart

The emotional equivalent of pissing, shitting, and cumming all at the same time.

When Liam put Gerrit in check, Gerrit shasturfarted all over the place

by ShasturBoi October 15, 2020

All Head, No Shaft

Analogous to "All Bark, No Bite". A person who is a loud, obnoxious, overly aggressive jackass, but without anything to back up the behavior. It's is like having a thick two-inch dick with a huge head, impressive to the owner but basically useless.

"Look at this feeble dork acting hard and trying to boss everyone around;

He's All Head, No Shaft."

by Tabooky February 4, 2009