Swarving

Where a male that smokes a lot of weed Is on a wave and simply in a peaceful and chilled mindset

Alex: hey Harvey what you saying?
Harvey: hey Alex I’m just swarving

Alex: no way bloody bastard I’m swarving too!
Harvey: we must be swarve masters then!

(Henry walks in)
Henry: hey harvey and Alex what are you swarving swarve masters?

Swarve masters: we’re just swarving.

Henry: no way we’ll I’ll be dammed I’m swarving too!

by Swarve master April 28, 2020

grundle shavings

are shaven off grundles/pubes/pubic hair.

She kept all of her grundle shavings in a baggy under her bed so her parents wouldn't find out.

by o milinhos July 6, 2008

hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.

Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.

by GZX959 December 29, 2015

some sort of an infection from shaving or something

This is genital herpes.

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.

by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008

sharing off

Using social media to boast and gloat about your life by sharing images, updates, tweets etc.

No one cares how 'amazing' your fake online life is. Quit sharing off!

by sounds80s July 19, 2014

Wife sharing

The act of allowing one or more men to use the wife for their sexual gratification and/or to pleasure the wife the way the husband is unable to.
The husband usually gain satisfaction and pleasure from seeing their wife get screwed by a penis that is not his own

Jim arranged for a wife sharing party for his wife Jacelyn for her birthday where she would be able to enjoy sex with me and our friends. Jim really enjoys looking at his hot wife moaning under men she does not know, enjoying an assortment of penises.

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by gandalf11 November 6, 2011

Starving Tapeworm

A long, extremely thin penis

Once we got in bed I saw his starving tapeworm and got out of there as fast as I could.

by Starving tapeworm January 22, 2017