Shartface

The state of one’s face after poop particles are transferred from a shartphone to the ear and cheek. SHARTFACE!

Using anyone's shartphone without wiping it down first. SHARTFACE!

by 3dPulp November 4, 2012

shartrusive

interrupting a private conversation by sharting

janets and mabels private conversation was rudely interrupted by petes shartrusive entry into the room

by stillhours July 3, 2017

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

shartuse

You that anti-fly; Player Hater

Man you looking like a damn Shartuse.

by Riff Raff Connsultant March 15, 2015

Shartface

Somebody who is mean (worse than buttchicken)

Your a shartface

by Rainbow loom April 17, 2014

Shantrece

A girl with sum fucked up tracks.

Ugh! Shantrece needs to comb out them tracks!

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Shartfaced

like drunk (with a similar etymology of shitfaced) but, a gabzillion times more.

Sharon, I told you not to get shartfaced on the toffee vodka! now you've thrown up again!

by MoosesNoosesLtd December 9, 2018