shirtcreasing

A woman wearing only a t-shirt that stops above her waist (in lieu of committing to complete nudity). It occasionally means that there is some aspect of her breast appearance (i.e. size, nipple shape, etc.) that she's embarrassed about, but more often suggests that she's just trashy and has poor taste.

"Honey, did you lose Barbie's pants again? That little doll of yours is always shirtcreasing."

"That shirtcreasing dreadlocks girl grosses me out. I feel like if I even get near her herpes might make an airborne jump."

by oaksteryeah September 3, 2009

Shartwork

When you release your bowels on the wall and make a beautiful work of art out of it.

Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 12, 2015

ShaCoreia

Someone who is goofy , bipolar and know how to keep a good friend when she finds one she is beautiful and loyal in many way and also known for being athletic and put her mind into whatever she believes in , she know how to hold someone down and keep them in her life forever last but not least you have to know book smarts and street smarts

I need me a ShaCoreia in my life someone who gone be down with me for life.
Be more like a ShaCoreia for a change.

by Yoofavv.caramel March 13, 2017

shartcake

A collection of sharts made into a pastry

Baker: "Would you like some shortberry shartcake?"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"

by Poonanny February 3, 2018

Sharecret

A shared secret; When a secret has been shared by a second party to someone not intended to know the secret. Information not told by/from the original secret holder.

Jane: You told Mary what I told you in confidence?

John: I trust her with a secret.

Jane: You mean sharecret? It wasn't your secret to tell.

OR
John: I need to tell you something something that Jane told me, but she told me in confidence and you can't tell anyone else.

Mary: I won't tell anyone else. it will be our little sharecret.

by Annidome June 15, 2020

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Shartworms

When you have hot snakes and a small one leaks out as you are trying to pass gas.

Bro, I have to change my underwear before we go. I had some shartworms leak out just now

by moreaveragethanmost April 15, 2021