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sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
by USADexter January 13, 2009
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Shetarded

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded
by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016
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shaytards

A youtube channel created by Shay Carl. The channel is updated daily with Shay's witty and playful vlogs(video logs) of himself and his family (Mommytard, sontard, princesstard, babytard and rocktard) where he showcases his humor and love for his family.
Man, did you see the latest vlog of the (shaytards)? NO!, well let me tell you, your missing out!
by owlamy January 10, 2011
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Shaytards

It all began in March 2009 when famous Youtube star, Shaycarl decided to post a vlog everyday of his 29th year on his Shaytard channel. Well, a year has now turned into almost 2. The vlogs "star" him and his wife nicknamed Katilette (Mommytard), sons Sontard (7 years), Rocktard (5 Months), daughter Princesstard (5 years) and Babytard (3 years), who was recently featured on the cover of James Blunt's album "Some Kind of Trouble, and dog, Malachi. Shay and Katilette decided to not purposely call their children by their real names because of privacy, but they have slipped out every now and again, to whitch they dont make a big deal of. Shay and his family lived in Los Angles, CA for the bulk of the first year of the vlogs, but moved back to their home in Idaho for the birth of Rocktard, and have decided to stay there while Shay commutes to LA for his work on another Youtube channel, called "The Station". The Shaytards currently have 671,763 subscribers, and rising. The are the 31st alltime most subscribe channel on youtube and the 13th most subscribed comedian channel. Shay came up with "tard" because of his obsession with unitards.
Have you seen the new Shaytards video?

No! Is it good?

Yes! When is it not?

When Shay quits the vlogs

True
by Iheartclayton November 15, 2010
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Shetard

jay is such a shetard
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omg mirrorkills is a damn shetard
by like, everyone with a brain December 12, 2008
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sarutard

A goat that is the best at everything they do
This person is such a sarutard
by sarutard July 29, 2021
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