Shar-ttoo

Shar-ttoo: A semi-permanent Tattoo (usually drawn on by the wearer) with A Sharpie.

Antonym: "Reverse Shar-ttoo" When, unaware, the wearer has drawn the Sharttoo refection style because they used a mirror.

Factoid: You can usually tell right (write?) away whether the wearer a righty or a lefty because of what side of the body the Shar-ttoo is on.

Nice fuckin' Shar-ttoo dude!

I guess that Shar-ttoo read right in the mirror huh?

Good thing you didn't turn that Shar-ttoo into a Tatt.

I'm gonna Shar-ttoo your name on me, that way we can keep it casual...

Did you just take a shower? Your Shar-ttoo is all smudged.

by saphin May 23, 2010

Dirty shar

The act of inserting a zooper dooper into oneself then having someone eat it afterwards

I cleared my freezer out after doing a dirty shar

by fhdksuf July 19, 2020

Shar-pei squirt

A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.

My girl used to frown upon uncircumcised dicks, but then I gave her a Shar-pei squirt.

by ModernDon March 31, 2010

[shar-shar-poo-poo-yia-yia]

1.The rarely veiwed action of a old cat pooping.
2. the sick feeling of having too much buttsex.

1.I can't belive I was lucky enough to witness shar-shar-poo-poo-yia-yia today!

2. "Whats wrong with him doctor?!" "Shar-shar-poo-poo-yia-yia thats what!"

by spunkye January 18, 2009

shar-pei puppies

old, wrinkled boobs.

That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.

by weave March 19, 2003

Shar (Last name here)

A kid that goes to Leland High. Sucks up a lot. Bites off of people.

Shar is in my class.

by That black kid. August 28, 2003

Shar Pei-nis

An uncircumcised penis that has 1,000+ layers of foreskin, resembling a Shar Pei.

Pip warned me that he was uncircumcised, but I had no idea when he unzipped his pants that he had a Shar Pei-nis.

by Jontssss January 14, 2024