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Shafting it

When its just the shaft, not the tip. You must be certain NOT to touch the tip. Acceptable as a passtime, ultimatum, insult, war cry, philosophy or cheer- one things for certain: you're gonna have a hard time.
"Quinn caught Terran shafting it in the Walmart bathroom... Wasnt the first time, won't be the last"

"You will do this now! Screamed Edwards mom, but killed replied as cool as a cucumber 'nah I'll just shaft it'"

"As Thomas scored the final kill, he air shaftef it as an ultimate insult to all the noobs he just wrecked"

"SHAFT IT!!!! Andrew screamed as he plunged into battke butt naked weilding seventeen katanas"

"So what do you believe in? Gary asked Neil, 'Me, I just shaft it...and Shrek..."

"I just smoked the fattest lick of dank swamp kush ever! I'm cheeck faded now yo, better shaft it!"
by Foxymama77 May 12, 2014
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Shaqing

When you jump on a band wagon to be on a successful side, group, or team; Bouncing around group to group to fit in; or being too old and thinking you good part to a new team
Like Shaquille O'neal jumping(Shaqing) team to team trying get a ring
by Biana Blakes July 10, 2010
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Sharting

Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.
I ate some Chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!
by EdWardcummin September 1, 2011
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Wank Shafting Haribo

A good insult to give someone OR an illegal sweet.
by Russell November 18, 2003
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Rusty Shafting

The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!
Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"

Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"

Girl 1 - "Course I did!"

*enter Ewan*

Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"

Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"

*Rusty shafting comences*
by Paco-dude July 3, 2009
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Shaxting

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”
*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!
by Sproo March 2, 2021
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sharting

a gen-z form of shitting, but now a better term.
After talking to my friends, I was sharting in the bathroom.
by sharting101 April 4, 2022
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