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i don't practice santeria i aint got no crystal ball...
by julie June 25, 2003
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Sartorial dyslexia

A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
by Poplinda. July 18, 2007
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Sartorian

A boy or a girl who stans the singer Jacob Sartorius. They are strong, beautiful, and they know how to care for someone. They believe that everyone is equal and they love someone for who they really are.
Person 1: bro she’s so pretty and sweet, I need to be her friend!
Person 2: She must be a sartorian!
by Maddisvids June 17, 2018
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Sartorians

Sartorians is what you call the Jacob Sartorius supporters. They are a lovely fandom who stans Jacob and always has his back and never fails on defending him. They always stand by him through the thick and thin.
Person: “Dude have you seen the sartorians on instagram. They’re going crazy on Jacob’s new picture.”

Other person: “I’m not surprised. They’re amazing supporters.”
by lushfuljacob April 15, 2019
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Santeria

An African-based religion similar to voodoo, originating in Cuba and Brazil, which combines the worship of traditional Yoruban deities with the worship of Roman Catholic saints.
I dont practice santeria, I aint got no crystal ball
by Bam August 26, 2003
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Shanibriated

The act of being or becoming intoxicated while being Shani.
Wow, she's so drunk, she's Shanibriated.
by brylo321 September 16, 2009
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Santora

Santora is a funny,cute,fantastic girl u would be lucky to have a Santora in your life she will make u smile no matter what if you have a Santora in your life make sure u never let her go because that will be the biggest mistake u will have ever made.
Look theres Santora if I had her I'd never let her go.
by Bsnbgssnsvhssbnddn July 16, 2018
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