shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

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Shomoney

A large eyepopping roll of money consisting of one large bill wrapped around and roll of one dollar bills.

Showing off what appears to be a large roll of cash to decieve those around into believing you are wealthier than you are.

Not having enough to impress the stripper into coming home with him, Big Ben whiped out a roll of shomoney knowing he could never have her any other way.

Big Joe is always showing off his roll shomoney to bring the old gals looking for security home with him. Little do they know show money means NO Money.

by Magorski January 29, 2010

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Shamone

Originally coined by the great Michael Jackson, meaning, "come on". This incarnation was made new again by Whitney Huston on the television series, Being Bobby Brown. In a scene in which Whitney and Bobby go shopping for sunglasses, (findable on yout*be under,"Whitney and Bobby acting very crackish") Whitney enters the store feeling reeeeaaalllly good and exclaims, "Shamone!" This word now means. "I'm feeling so good today i just have to exclaim, "Shamone!"
-also, acceptable: Shamona!! for extra excitement!

-free pizza? Shamone!
-Gurlfriend, I look GOOD! Shamona!

by fiveashart May 24, 2014

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