Shamwoozoled

To start the pure sport of drinking around noon and not ending until last call. To be a complete mess. Excessive drinking.

Chasity and John got shamwoozoled at the bar so Deanna picked them up.

Man that guy was so shamwoozoled his BAL was .5

by The Verb April 13, 2009

Shmoozled

pretty drunk, but not all the way there yet

Dude last night, I got shmoozled

by bmuss June 10, 2017

Shamboozie

An expression or name used to describe a termianlly ill person who belongs in a mental hospital.
This word can also be used to describe people who act dumb for attention.

One of my friends is a shamboozie
Shamboozie likes nikocado avocado

by ShxwtyZ May 2, 2023

Sheboozled

When a straight man, spends an entire night picking up an extremely sexy girl, and takes her home under the impression he's about to get incredibly lucky, starts fooling with her, goes down her pants only to find a massive cock.

Usually observed by a bystander, who laughs hysterically knowing the girl's shemale identity.

Jer: So what happened with that girl last night?

Dayo: Man, i brought her home, and found she had a fucking cock bigger than mine.

Jer: (Laughs) I know man, I Sheboozled you, pay back's a bitch fagget.

by JROC444 November 26, 2010

Samboozled

When you set up a hangout with someone and they flake or bail with or without any notice.

Guy 1:You get to hangout with her today?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Samboozled.

Guy 1: Shit, son.

by KimJongIllah February 7, 2014

Shamboobles

Hot, soft, perfect woman breast.

Hailey: Travis, do I look fat in this?
Travis: No, but it shows your shamboobles!

by Monkey Man Eating Pizzas. June 1, 2011

Shagoozled

One feels goosed up and ready to hash sling some slashers.

"Quite an enchanting evening to be feasting on our exquisite supper eh? Pass one the Gin n Tea eh?"
"Certainty Zumbo, I must warn that I am feeling quite shagoozled!

by Jack Mr Rabbit May 4, 2020