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shkroblin

Shkroblin is defined as the tiny remainder or specks of anything that comes in a bag. I commonly use it to refer to the last of a bag of dope...you know...the pinch in the bottom corner of the bag that isn't worth keeping. That's your shkroblin!
"Gonna have to go get more weed...down to the last shkroblin."
by Matt Lentry October 7, 2005
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Shanolin

Shanolin (Sha-no-lin) The name that defys the laws of time, space and physics. A name once used by the ancient jedis to represent their great master. Shanolin was also know as the leader of the legandary BlaQ tribe, having conquered most of the earth. Not many people know about this great race as the amount of skill needed to translate the superiorority will be too much even for einstein. Shanolin is also the reason for the extinction of dinosaurs. Shanolin can mean many things such as

-Awesome
-gangster
-yo mothers stalker
-the mini Samuel L Jackson
-the spawn of morpehus and Xena

and shanolin is also superior to

-chuck norris
-god or any other greater being
-obama
- any daniel related person(s)
There is only one known example of shanolin and that is the ever so great shanolin himself. The only other human capable of reaching even close to shanolins superiority upon humans and all other life would be Chuck Norris, and Obama. It is said if challenge Shanolin to a fight (and live), you will have the power of an infinity amount of rhino elephants. Yet there are no current reprts of this happening as yet.
by BlaQ Beast May 12, 2010
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Shabibling

It's the pubic hair on your choda (the skin between your ass and your genitals).
"That girl was hot but, her shabiblings were tickling my chin all night."
by WhiteSocks April 6, 2009
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Shagline

1.Slogan / Tagline of an adult product.
2.Punchline of a sex or dirty joke
Guy 1: *tells joke*
Guy 2: Hahalolz ... Halarious shagline my friend.
by Loflyinjett May 19, 2009
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Shaolin Bass Master

One who plays bass guitar with such skill and presence that their style appears as that of a martial art. Could theoretically be used in a fight. Typically unorthodox, self-taught, and heavy-handed.
Jamus: Wow, dude, you swing that bass around like a weapon!

Zach: Yeah man, gotta keep the crowd back.

Jamus: You're a goddamn Shaolin Bass Master!
by SharkBass028 November 19, 2011
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Shoblin Goblin

Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.
Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin Goblin and might not ever eat a box of cornflakes again!
by Cheeble November 21, 2020
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Shaolin Monks

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.
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