Sabaton

the greatest thing to bless mankind
its a Swedish metal band that sings about history
its fucking amazing man like listen to the song steel commander by them its really good man like really please man

Sabaton enjoyer "Yo have you listened to Steel Commander by Sabaton?"
Other Sabaton enjoyed "yea brotha!"
both "STEEL COMMANDER THROUGH THE BATTLEFIELD"

by manoffeel February 13, 2022

Sabaton

A kick ass Swedish band formed in 1991. They sing about historical battles and shit.

I just beat my meat to Sabaton stripping on stage

by i eat corn beef daily May 11, 2020

Shabbat

The jewish day of rest when Jews get to relax and kick back after a mad week. It's amazing that they have a day like this, I wish I had something along those lines.

I'm well jealous of Hymie Cohen cos I've got to go on missions with my family and annoying kids, and he gets to relax at home with his family and eat chicken soup.

by G Man March 18, 2004

scabbadongus

wierd scabby shit all over your dick from that nasty bitch at the party last night.

that dumb cunt gave me scabbadongus last night! gotta go to the free clinic and get my pisshole swabbed!

by big fuckin secret June 26, 2009

Slabbadonk

Originally used as an expression of excitement or emphatic agreement, this bastardized contraction of two contradicting slang words can also be shortened and used in many ways to complete an expression. Said with enough conviction and it'll even make others start using it.

Heard in the most random of places, like Texas, Ohio and Florida. Connection unknown.

E: I finally bought the game you've been wanting me to play on Steam.

L: Slabbadonk!

Common alternate forms:

I just went 35:4 on COD. That team got slabbed.

I just slabbed out on some Taco Bell. So full...
Check out this video I saw today. It's slab.

by Friends With a Ho July 22, 2015

act like it's not shabbat

To masturbate. Jewish people (M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.

Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"
Class: "Ooooooh, busted."
Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?"

by Nick D February 17, 2005

Shabatone hangover

When one sleeps for 16 hours and takes a refreshing shower but only after another amazing weekend with ohel

“I’m sorry Rebbe that I wasn’t in school until Wednesday, I was in a critical state of Shabatone hangover.

by Horny starfish December 31, 2020