Commander 

The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).

He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.

Commander by Omni November 14, 2003

Commander 

someone who dictates among the rest, even tho they are all equal.

so i was with the commander, and once she didn't want to go out...no one did.

Commander by Riley Fresh March 10, 2009

commander 

The one and only, the Official.

can be exaggerated by using the term HIGH COMMAND

will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.

also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander

that move just put you in high command, you commander!

that is such a commander!

commander by TheOfficialDimitri October 15, 2011

Commander 

A mixed drink consisting of four shots of whiskey (commonly Pendleton) and four shots of Peach Schnapps; essentially eight pillow biters in the same glass.

He tried to drink a commander but blew chunks an hour later.

Commander by DWMlives December 14, 2010

Commander 

The name of a person or thing that thinks of himself highly as royalty and that he or she is always right, and rambles on and on about the same things. Some one who can only think or see anyone of the opposite sex, which inhibits them from furthering on in their life. One who fails at school.

Girl 1: Just guess what this guys problem is?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: he's a commander.
Girl 2: gah that sucks, cause you know he's an idiot.

Commander by FischerBoom1 June 12, 2011

Commander 

My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!

Please! Not in the eye socket Commander!!!

Commander by JKD February 24, 2003

Commander 

When you cringe so hard you put your pointer and middle finger to your temple

"That was so cringey I commandered"
*Sees furry* *Commanders*

Commander by Scrub Lord248 August 25, 2018