sexstcation

A Staycation that involves copious amounts of sex in all forms. Can also be partnered with alcohol, deep conversation, forplay, food, lingerie, and any thing that gets you in the vacation mood.

When Nicole and I were feeling alittle down we decided it was time for a Sexstcation so we booked a hotel on the beach and had sex for hours!

by Firemancan January 1, 2021

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Sexenatician

Someone who is well versed in reading and understanding romantic and sexual situations. Not from personal experience but from fiction works. Including but not limited to Wattpad, Ao3, Fanfic, Romance books with hot morally grey characters or royals, yaoi, Yuri, Bl, GL, romance manga ,wetoon, manwha, scenarios they made in their head, scenario/pov tiktok, kdramas, spainsh soap drama, cdramas, jdramas Thai drama,most 90 movies etc. Most of sexual advice will be from the readers. ( they may look sweet but they're degenerates who need love) p.s most likely are also the same people who gave you great advice. They never follow their own words, and most likely would thrive if they did. They're a smart dumbass and have a severe metalactive daydreaming addiction. With a hint of trauma. They can also just be a tired asexual

Sarah gave great romantic advice, I'm surprised she's still single. Yeah, curse of a Sexenatician. Sarah sliently cried in the corner. She know they'll experience love like her main ship did but she couldn't die....
Not until the series finished

by Hadeskindabutalsodonnie December 13, 2022

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