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non-sextuitur

Attaching a picture of your nipples or genitals to an otherwise innocuous text message. No mention is made of the picture and the recipient is left to decide how the two are related and whether the picture was attached by mistake.
I sent a non-sextuitur to Rachel. Asked her where she had AT&T or Verizon and attached a picture of my ballsack.
by NobelSquirrel January 17, 2013
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Non sequitur

A line of reasoning or statement that doesn't logically follow the previous statement.
I have to use the word non sequitur in a sentence. It's about as funny as a whore fucking a retard instead of me. I didn't do that. I will do that. Those two things are not mutually exclusive and is not hypocritical. You're a dumb. You're not a smart. The fact that you have been allow to keep you tongue is something. Not obsessed with anything but having to listen to it every day is going to make raping her and killing it more satisfying than any sex they've had here. She deserves it. It isn't a person. They are going to have it happen to then because the people involved made it the only viable choice. They all deserve it.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
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pre-sequitur

actually there is no such thing as a presequitur, but there is a common misconcepton that there is something of that nature which exists. The Phallacy results due to an ignorance of linguistic derivation commonly known as ontology.
Non means "without"
sequitur means following
therefore non sequitur means without following
in some examples people mistakenly believe a presequitur is something that crops up from a previous conversation in a new conversation - but this is still merely a non sequitur
a) Dude are you sure about this presequitur business
b) oh absolutely certain - doesnt exist
a) fried eggs ?
b) hmmm what?
a) thats what i think we ate that on tabletop mountain
b) ahaha oh I get it you used a non-sequitur
a) yes to illustrate the point that its not a pre-sequitur
by nignips January 3, 2008
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Sexquisitus

-someone who has a pocket pussy addiction.
Steve regularly experiences severe chaffing on his member from all night sexquisitus marathons.
by VvV LT March 5, 2012
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sequitorially

As of or pertaining to the previous topic.
His comments proceeded sequitorially from the preceding topic.
by SeaBornSol May 11, 2016
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Sexauitiful

A beautiful, in appearance, spirit and soul that is super sexy.
That woman Dawn is Sexauitiful !
by Deckard42 December 12, 2016
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sexquatch

When a man is having sex with a girls whose vagina is so hairy his dick gets tangled up in it.
Dude. If you fuck Heather be careful . You’ll get your dick caught in that sexquatch beaver.
by Tool man December 14, 2017
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