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post-sequitur 

While a non sequitur is a comment which does not logically follow the preceding comment, and a pre-sequitur is a comment relating to something mentioned much earlier in a conversation, a post-sequitur follows something yet to be said.

Compared with non sequiturs and pre-sequiturs, genuine post-sequiturs are rare, as most Americans find them immoral.
Jack: Hey there, sweet thang.
Jan: Sure, I'd love to.
Jack: Would you like to go out for a drink? Wait, what?
Jan: Hells yeah it was!
Jack: Was that some kind of post-sequitur?
Jan: Fine, have it your way. Toodle-oo!
Jack: Away with thee or I shall do mur-rer-der-r-r!
post-sequitur by DanielR January 8, 2009
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Squitarted 

When you're so retarted, that you're IQ is that of a squid.
Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.

She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.
Squitarted by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018

non sequitur 

a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")
Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.
non sequitur by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

SheQuita 

The ultimate! She is the one who catches the eyes of everyone. Every woman wants to be her. Every man wants to clone her. She is the "Jackie" of all trades! There's nothing she can't do. She so fly!Her walk is so "mean"! She is that she is. She's loyal to her companion no matter what! She's the sweetest! Everyone needs to get them one!
Man oh man, SheQuita, SheQuita, SheQuita, i gotta get me one of them!She just, man!
SheQuita by Suga Sweets April 11, 2009

non sequitard 

A chain of logic with ends so remote that to anybody else it seems to be completely unrelated. Like a wiki walk, but through your head, and there's no history.
Example of a non sequitard:

Alice: Hmm... I think Grassy Knoll Dew would be better than Mountain Dew.
<pause>
Bob: Would walruses fight for us in the zombie apocalypse if we gave them buckets?
Bob: Don't even try to figure out how I got there.
non sequitard by an object December 12, 2009

sequioah 

a sexy as bitch. exotic beauty. no one is as sexy as her. The bombmuthafukindiggity
sequioah, a girl that goes beyond beauty. incomparably beatiful
sequioah by KUTIEQUIOAH November 26, 2010