Sexquit

When you're forced to quit an online game due to sexual reasons (like your GF provoking you). Similar to ragequit, but with sex.

Person 1: Mate, I was totally winning that Heartstone game, then my girlfriend came in naked...
Person 2: You sexquitted, didn't you?

by Omega888 October 8, 2015

post-sequitur

While a non sequitur is a comment which does not logically follow the preceding comment, and a pre-sequitur is a comment relating to something mentioned much earlier in a conversation, a post-sequitur follows something yet to be said.

Compared with non sequiturs and pre-sequiturs, genuine post-sequiturs are rare, as most Americans find them immoral.

Jack: Hey there, sweet thang.
Jan: Sure, I'd love to.
Jack: Would you like to go out for a drink? Wait, what?
Jan: Hells yeah it was!
Jack: Was that some kind of post-sequitur?
Jan: Fine, have it your way. Toodle-oo!
Jack: Away with thee or I shall do mur-rer-der-r-r!

by DanielR January 8, 2009

non sequitur

a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")

Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Sequita

Confident, stunning, erudite! A consummate professional! When you earn her loyalty, you've earned something special! She is fiercely protective and loving! She loves great food and good company! Sequita is a amazing, bold, and fierce! When angry she's a beast! She's honest and fair!

Sequita is an amazing woman!

by Ladyfamilydoc December 25, 2016

non sequitard

A chain of logic with ends so remote that to anybody else it seems to be completely unrelated. Like a wiki walk, but through your head, and there's no history.

Example of a non sequitard:

Alice: Hmm... I think Grassy Knoll Dew would be better than Mountain Dew.
<pause>
Bob: Would walruses fight for us in the zombie apocalypse if we gave them buckets?
Bob: Don't even try to figure out how I got there.

by an object December 12, 2009

sexquisite

adj 1.beutifully sexy; very sexy
2.Awsome!
See also: Sexellent

Damn, I bet that like 60 years ago your grandmohter was sexquisite. What am I talking about, she is sexquisite now. Look at that ass! P.S.: Aja is sexquisite!

by Sean Weston September 22, 2003

pre-sequitur

Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came much earlier. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to.

Jen: Why did you leave Los Angeles?
Keith: Well... have you ever lived there?
Jen: I visited once, for a week. I liked the street performers on the boardwalk...
Keith: Oh, the boardwalk is where I got this red scarf!
Jen: I was trying to knit a scarf just like that last year but I never finished.
Keith: Where do you get yarn around here?
Jen: There's a good store just a few blocks from here, wanna come see?

... ten minutes later ...

Jen: Huh, do you smell Indian food?
Keith: Hmm, not really... but now I'm in the mood to get some Indian Food.
Jen: Sure, let's!
Keith: It was the pollution, that's why.
Jen: pollution?
Keith: Yeah, I wanted somewhere with real air, and LA wasn't it!
Jen: Oh, why you left Los Angeles

by my name is Cos November 28, 2007