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Sexpectorant

Sex·pec·to·rant
noun  sikˈspektərənt 
sexpectorants, plural

A drug that promotes the act of sex. Eg Alcohol, THC, Cocaine, Ecstasy.
"Greg preferred to use rohypnol as a sexpectorant because of his awkward demeanor"

"Im all out of sexpectorants, can i buy a gram from of you?"
by Jim Pink September 14, 2011
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Sexpecto Performum

When you wish for a sexual partner to engage in "the sexy time" as if it were to happen...like magic

Based on the popular franchise of Harry Potter ( A re-purposing of one of Harry's Potter's spells, Expecto Patronum)
I'm in the mood for some fun! Sexpecto Performum!
-or-
I started last time! Sexpecto Performum!
by Layzurz January 6, 2014
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premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.
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sexperties

being an expert of sex
He was intimidated by my sexperties.
by sweettif March 30, 2015
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Sexpert

one who is an expert at sex.
thank god my older bro gave me the best pointers on how to go down on a girl, he's the greatest sexpert anyone could ask for!
by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018
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sexpesting

verb: the act of pestering a desired future sexual partner for sex when they are unwilling. Can be both playful and/or annoying
Steve: "oh my God, did you guys see what Jase was up to last night?"

Martin: "Oh yeah, he was sexpesting Lucy and Kim all night!!"
by X1MTE May 13, 2005
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sexpecting

Sarah is sexpecting from everyone she meets.
by KarliPenney May 20, 2008
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