Sexilepcy

Similar to narcolepsy, Sexilepcy is when you get caught having sex, and the immediate reaction once you're caught is to fall asleep and play dead, regardless of what's happening around you.

Roger was balls deep in my asshole when my dad walked in. I've never seen someone's Sexilepcy kick in so hard in my entire life. He just passed out on my back, with his dick still in my ass. What a tool.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

sexable

screw able =)

Ryan Reynolds is sexable!

by vee August 1, 2003

Sexile

Kicking out one's roommate from your shared living quarters in order to get busy with your current hook-up.

When I brought back that hottie from the party, I had to Sexile my roomie.

by skibear September 23, 2013

Sexiled

The act of being kicked out of one's room so his/her roommate can get freaky. Usually occurs in college dorm rooms sexiled exiled sex

Sarah was sexiled last night and had to sleep in the living room on an air mattress.

by Kaylee and Alyssa October 10, 2007

Drunk Sexable

Someone who you would not touch unless you were piss drunk.

Man that chick is pretty drunk sexable, but right now she is pretty untouchable

by Allstar7878 June 30, 2010

sexile

To exile anyone from your living quarters so you can engage in some sexual activity.

Alicia: Nate told me he had to sexile me from his room so he could bang Quinn.
Mindy: Ugh, Quinn's such a ho. You're the one dating him!
Alicia: Exactly! I was sexiled nine hours ago!

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017

sexable

looks like he or she wud give good sex, is able to make yu have sexual thoughts; has traits that the other person wants in a sex life

lets look at edwin, he's very sexable. :

by mrs.kathy edward cullen December 17, 2008