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Stetsoned

When your best bro bud ignored your texts and calls because you hurt his feelings.
I jokingly hit my friend in the face with a cornhole bag smeared in poop. As a result of the he stetsoned me for the remainder of the weekend.
by Stetsoned May 13, 2021
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shetsoned

1. when a guy asks a girl to hang out and then tells all his friends they are dating; the girl has no idea they are dating.

2. when a guy indirectly asks a girl out.
Today at lunch i found out i was shetsoned by a creepy 8th grader who asked me to hang out next weekend.
by loveme57 June 17, 2009
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Seasoned Dutch Oven

when you squirt "just a little" while completing the standard dutch oven
"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."
by seasonedsquirter April 18, 2010
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seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.
"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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Seasoned Breast

An act of humiliation in which a woman would smother her breast in her vagnial juices unknowing to her boyfriend who does not or is not willing to give her oral. Usually done as self gratification.
Girl! i gave that asshole of a boyfriend some Seasoned Breast. Fool talking about he does give head.
by Antiguan May 3, 2009
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seasoned

To get high on marijuana, or pot or whatever else you want to call it. It can take the place of any descriptive word for being high, such as stoned or baked.
"Dude, let's get seasoned!"
"Hey man, I'm hella seasoned!"
by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007
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Seasoned Salt Challenge

The goal of the Seasoned Salt Challenge is to snort a tablespoon of seasoned salt faster than your opponent can shotgun a Coors Light. Ultimately, you cannot win this challenge. It is the equivalent to spraying mace up your nose for 10 seconds. The spices in the seasoning will destroy your nasal cavity, causing your eyes to force themselves shut (aside from a torrent of tears escaping) and your face to feel like someone dumped an entire colony of African Fire Ants onto it. You are guaranteed to cry for 20 minutes and sneeze for the next 2 hours. The after effects of this challenge are still felt days later. It is said to be one of the most unnatural highs a human should never experience.

Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
"Hey man, did you see Nick snort that tablespoon of seasoned salt?"

"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."

"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
by tdsteveaustin May 10, 2010
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